Dear

I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'm in love with your sister. I think I realized it that night at the mental hospital and I saw you sit on Manchester United's goalkeeper. I'm sure you're ashamed enough to understand That we're cousins. I'm returning the pictures from LA
to you, but I'll keep my virginity
as a memory. You should also know that I was interviewed by the Times about a new life as a clone.

Good luck on your short-term leave from jail,
Haliegh

hahaha, so sorry to victimize you, uts, but I couldn't resist the meme xD It's like a mad-lib for deviant art xD

haha, but yep. Not tagginig anyone, just go check it out: [link]